teologia tutunului

Pe unul din blogurile pe care le frecventez am gasit nu doar premisele unei teologii a tutunului ci si o rugaciune pentru binecuvantarea pipei :)
O redau integral. Pentru detalii : http://theophiliacs.com/2009/01/13/theology-and-pipe-smoking-meditations-on-the-queen-of-sciences-and-the-noble-weed-in-three-parts/

Ideally a new pipe should be blessed by the bishop, but in his absence a lower cleric may be authorized. The Canticle Benedicite (p. 16) should be sung. In Eastertide the antiphon, A pillar of cloud went before them by day and a pillar of fire by night, may be added. Then shall be read:

A reading from the prophet Isaiah: In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the LORD sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up; and his train filled the temple. Above him stood the seraphim; each had six wings: with two he covered his face, and with two he covered his feet and with two he flew. And one called to another and said, “Holy, holy, holy is the Lord of hosts; the whole earth is full of his glory.” And the foundations of the thresholds shook at the voice of him who called, and the house was filled with smoke.

R. Thanks be to God.

V. The Lord be with you.
R. And with thy spirit.

Let us pray: God of incense, burning coals, and of the pillars of fire, vouchsafe to + bless this pipe, that it may become a source of enjoyment and a constant reminder of thy goodness, at whose right hand our pleasures forevermore; through Christ our Lord

R. Amen.

All shall then retire for a smoke as the choir and organ break forth joyously in the Te Deum.